The UFO Pointer
The UFO Pointer
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The UFO Pointer — A Laser So Bright, It Belongs in Space
Why settle for boring when you can literally point at the stars? The UFO Pointer isn’t just a laser pointer… it’s the laser pointer. Whether you’re stargazing, camping, goofing off with friends, or hyping up your cat, this little beast was built to do it all.
And yes — it’s bright enough to cut through the night sky like a lightsaber. (We’re not saying it’s Jedi-approved… but we’re also not saying it isn’t.)
Why You’ll Love It
Bright AF Beam – Visible for miles. No, seriously. Point out constellations, UFOs, or that one sketchy squirrel across the street.
Starlight Show Mode (aka Party Mode) – Twist on the included cap and turn boring walls into starry-night raves. Kids love it. Pets lose their minds. Adults act like kids again.
Lightweight But Mighty – Under 2 ounces. Toss it in your pocket, backpack, or glovebox. You’ll forget it’s there until you need it.
USB-C Rechargeable – Because nobody wants to hunt down AAAs at 2 AM. One hour of charging = hours of nonstop laser glory.
Built Tough – Crafted from high-quality aluminum, so it feels premium, looks sleek, and can handle your everyday adventures.
Pet Entertainment System – Built-in fun for cats, dogs, and honestly anyone who likes chasing green dots.
Family-Friendly Fun – Whether you’re hosting a backyard party, teaching the kids about the night sky, or just making bedtime a little more magical, this thing brings people together.
Who’s It For?
Stargazers & sky nerds.
Campers, hikers, explorers of all kinds.
Parents, teachers, and birthday party legends.
Cat owners (your cat will own you after this).
Anyone who secretly wants to feel like a Jedi.
What’s in the Box?
1× UFO Pointer (Green Laser of Doom Power).
1× Star Projection Cap (aka Party Mode).
1× USB-C Charging Cable.
1× Carry Strap.
Nerd Specs (aka: The Boring But Important Stuff)
Color: Bright green (532nm wavelength, if you’re into science).
Battery Life: 2–3 hours of continuous use.
Recharge Time: About 1 hour.
Weight: ~1.8 oz (aka super light).
Body: High-quality aluminum alloy.
Real People, Real Hype
“This thing is insanely bright. I use it for stargazing on hikes, and it’s perfect.”
“The starlight cap? My kids + my cat = pure chaos. Totally worth it.”
“Used it to signal in an emergency once. Legit saved my life.”
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